Liper: Baby Funny

Leo: I know you love me!

Piper: Ah, well, I mean-

Leo: I know you care!

Piper: Wait, isn’t that that song?

Leo: Just shout wheneva!

Piper: Oh, gods…

Leo: And I’ll be there!

Piper: OK, that’s enough, Leo…

Leo:  You are my love!

Piper: Excuse me?

Leo: You are my heart!

Piper: Ah, Leo… I think you’r-

Leo: And we will never eva, eva, be apart!

Piper: OK, now you’re getting creepy…

Leo: Are we an item?

Piper: Did someone put you up to this?

Leo: Girl, quite playin’!

Piper:  :/

Leo: ‘We’re just friends,’ what are you sayin’?

Piper: But, Leo, we are-

Leo: Said ‘There’s another.’

Piper: There is…

Leo: Looked right in my eyes!

Piper: … here it comes…

Leo: My first love broke my heart for the first time, and I was like,

Piper: *Braces*

Leo: BEAUTY, BEAUTY, BEAUTY, QUEEEEEEEEEN!

Piper: *slumps* Oh, no…

Leo: Like, BEAUTY, BEAUTY, BEAUTY, QUEEEEEEEEN!

Piper: OK, you can stop it now….

Leo: BEAUTY, BEAUTY, BEAUTY, QUEEEEEEEN! Thought you’d always be mine, mine…

Piper: But, I never was! Leo, pleas-

Leo: Like, BEAUTY, BEAUTY, BEAUTY, QUEEEEEEEN!

Piper: OK, seriously, I asked you to sto-

Leo: Like, BEAUTY, BEAUTY, BEAUTY, QUEEEEEEEN!

Piper: Alright, that’s it. *Get up and walks out*

Leo: *Continues singing*